Thursday, September 07, 2006

Enough is enough.


I'm not a stupid person or anything.

That being said, I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Wait now, this is the Adam Hunt who, in the second year of his Honors degree one day decided that yes, he liked professional wrestling quite a bit, and that an excellent way to spend his free time would be to do a wrestling commentary show on CHMR."


You're saying, "This is the Adam Hunt who owns all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, all five seasons of Angel, and the single aired season of Firefly on DVD. And likes them."

Yes, but...

"This is the Adam Hunt whose goddamn office is (oh so originally) filled to bursting with robots."


"This Adam Hunt, who made up a storyline where he murdered his PS2, this raving chucklehead, this great steaming mass of idiocy, is seriously going to make an entry on his website trying to justify the 460 New Taiwan dollars he spent dragging his helpless girlfriend to see a 'film' titled, and about.... Snakes on a Plane."

Well. Jesus. When I put it like that...


I liked the fucking movie. I liked it just fine. It was called Snakes on a Plane. And it was about snakes on a plane. It wasn't art. It wasn't the feelgood hit of the summer. But it was some fun, I tell you what.

Now, I'm not a professional film cricket, so really my opinion only counts for fuckall nothing.

But seriously, go see the movie. Just go. Don't go, "Oh, but it looks so stupid..." Of course it looks stupid. It is stupid. Of course it's got ridiculous amounts of product placement. Of course it's predictable. (Go ahead, try to guess who gets killed first.) Of course the computer-animated snakes look shitty. It's called Snakes on a Plane, for fuck's sake.

Just go see the damn thing. Preferably with someone a little bit skittish. Having someone sitting next to you who jumps out of his or her skin everytime a snake goes BOO! is half the fun.

Just shut up and go see it.

I have to go level up my Valor Drive Form in Kingdom Hearts 2 now.


Blogger Melissa said...

i'm going to see it.

i like your posts adam. you're FUNNY - and a damn good writer!

10:15 am, September 08, 2006  

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