Monday, June 05, 2006

ADAM HUNT IS A LYING MURDERING BASTARD!: PART 2

Observe! As the fiend gains the upper hand, he wraps Twoey's own controller cord around the console's neck, choking the life from his circuits. Yet the brave little console fights on, gritting his teeth heroically in the face of almost-certain death.

Perhaps a rare moment of remorse, as the murderer looks bewilderedly at his own murdering hands. THOSE STAINS WILL NOT WASH OFF, ROGUE! WORSE THAN BLOOD! THE STAIN OF SHAME IS UPON YOU! MAY IT HAUNT YOUR EVERY WAKING MOMENT!

The villain then seems to realize what he's done. Too late. Far too late.

AND THEN HE COOLLY BEGINS TO CLEAN AND TIDY THE SCENE OF THE CRIME! The MONSTER! THE HEARTLESS FIEND! J'ACCUSE! J'ACCUSE! MURDER MOST FOUL!

If you call this wretched excuse for a human being your "friend," you are sadly mistaken. Mark my words: Adam Michael Hunt is a soulless killer. His black heart beats only to further his own sadistic ends. As soon as you do not work any longer, or help him any longer, he will eliminate you. Avoid him. Avoid him at all costs. He is a liar and a murderer. He hates you, even if he says he does not.

God help me. When he learns of my betrayal, I fear my own life will be forfeit.
But never again! You'll never treat another console like you did Twoey. Or me. Or my son. Or my grandson. Or Twoey's father.
The truth will out, villain!
The truth will out, you son of a bitch!

God help me.

-Norman Esteban Samuels Posted by Picasa

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home